The Washington Redskins (Company)

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The Washington Redskins

Gender	Male
Age	8-10
Hair Color	Multiple
Occupation	Start-Up Company
Grade	4th Grade
Religion	Roman Catholic; Judaism (Kyle)
President/CEO	Eric Cartman
Accountant/Jew	Kyle Broflovski
Voiced by	Trey Parker and Matt Stone
First Appearance	Go Fund Yourself

About

After hearing success stories from Kickstarter, the boys are inspired to start their own start-up company so they don't have to do anything or go to school ever again -- all they need is a catchy name. After axing such memorable names as Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, Inc., Eric Cartman insists on using the familiar brand name The Washington Redskins once the trademark is pulled, despite protests from the football team of the same name. Even ISIS becomes a fan of their work, but when the last Redskin dies in glorious sacrifice for his people's values, the company is forced out of business.

The brand was later briefly revived by #CartmanBrah for The Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Spectacular.