South Park Express Clerk
South Park Express Clerk
| Gender | Male |
| Hair Color | Red |
| Occupation | Train Clerk |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Cartman Gets an Anal Probe |
About
This red-haired sage is the clerk for the South Park Express trains and you'll need to see him if you need to get anywhere outside town - whether it's a prehistoric ice man. a small trash can or a bunch of Cows, nothing gets out of town without going through him first. Don't try any tricks on him either - he doesn't fall for none of that cow hypnosis.
Memorable Quotes
- "You cows can't ride that train. That's a people train." (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe)
- "Don't try using any of that cow hypnosis on me!" (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe)
Featured Episodes
- Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (s01e01)
- Ike's Wee Wee (s02e04)
- Prehistoric Ice Man (s02e17)
Fun Facts
- As of "South Park Is Gay", he has been replaced by a number of generic clerks.