About

Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Diane Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?

DNA Overview

You’re sincere about your dedication to guiding others, but, man, other people just love to try your patience. Still, you know that they’d be nowhere without you. People with Mr. Mackey DNA are often the voice of reason in a world gone mad. M’kay?

"Don't be such a pussy M'kay."

Life Lessons

• ” So just try and STAY POSITIVE, stay away from DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, and in the meantime, I’m going to put you on a HEAVY REGIMEN OF PROZAC.”
• ” “QUEEF” is a vaginal expulsion of gas, mkay.”

Memorable Quotes

• "M'kay."

• "Mmmm'kay."

• "M'KAY!"

• "Ummm…Drugs are bad M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)

• "Don't be such a pussy M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)

• "Jerry Bears dead, M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)

• "For a women with a dead fetus on her head you aren't being very open minded." (Roger Ebert should lay off the Fatty Foods)

• ”Young man, Getting Gay with Kids is not dumb, m’kay.” (Rainforest Schmainforest)

• "I want you, M'kay." (Proper Condom Use)

• " "Mr. Mackey is Gay." " (Erection Day)

• " BUTTERS, your dad threw you down a well?" (Informative Murder Porn)

• "Mmmm'kay?" (World War Zimmerman)

• "Intellilink is amazing!" (Taming Strange)

• "Hello, Jelly School?" (The Hobbit)

• "and I feel so FUCKIN' amazing!" (Gluten Free Ebola)

• "Everybody get the Fuck Down!" (Dead Kids)

Love Interest

Ms. Conduct

Ex-Lovers

Diane Choksondik

Hippie Chick

Alter Egos

Gangnam Mackey

4th Grader Mackey

Mr. Mackey Fireman

Mr. Mackey Piano Keys Tie

Mr. Mackey Overcoat

Featured Episodes

• Damien (s01e08)
• Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (s01e10)
• Carman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut (s01e13)
• Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut (s02e02)
• Ike's Wee Wee (s02e04)
• Conjoined Fetus Lady (s02e05)
• City on the Edge of Forever (s02e07)
• Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (s02e11)
• Clubhouses (s02e12)
• Chef Aid (s02e14)
• Rainforest Shmainforest (s03e01)
• Spontaneous Combustion (s03e02)
• Jakovasaurs (s03e05)
• Sexual Harassment Panda (s03e06)
• Cat Orgy (s03e07)
• Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (s03e08)
• Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (s03e15)
• Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus (s03e16)
• World Wide Recorder Concert (s03e17)
• Cartman's Silly Hate Crime (s04e01)
• Timmy 2000 (s04e04)
• Chef Goes Nanners (s04e08)
• Something You Can Do With Your Finger (s04e09)
• Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (s04e10)
• Fourth Grade (s04e12)
• Helen Keller! The Musical (s04e14)
• Fat Camp (s04e15)
• A Very Crappy Christmas (s04e17)
• It Hits the Fan (s05e02)
• Proper Condom Use (s05e07)
• Kenny Dies (s05e13)
• Jared Has Aides (s06e02)
• Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (s06e10)
• Child Abduction is Not Funny (s06e11)
• The Death Camp of Tolerance (s06e14)
• I'm a Little Bit Country (s07e01)
• Toilet Paper (s07e03)
• Fat Butt and Pancake Head (s07e05)
• Butt Out (s07e13)
• Up the Down Steroid (s08e03)
• Die Hippie, Die (s09e02)
• Erection Day (s09e07)
• Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (s09e08)
• Trapped in the Closet (s09e12)
• The Return of Chef (s10e01) cameo
• Smug Alert (s10e02)
• Cartoon Wars Part I (s10e03)
• ManBearPig (s10e06)
• Tsst! (s10e07)
• Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (s10e09)
• Go God Go (s10e12)
• Cartman Sucks (s11e02)
• Eek, A Penis! (s12e05)
• The Ungroundable (s12e14)
• The F Word (s13e12)
• Insheeption (s14e10)
• Royal Pudding (s15e03)
• City Sushi (s15e06)
• Bass to Mouth (s15e10)
• A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12)
• World War Zimmerman (s17e03)
• Taming Strange (s17e05)
• The Hobbit (s17e10)
• Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)
• Stunning and Brave (s19e01)
• Where My Country Gone? (s19e02)
• Member Berries (s20e01)
• Skank Hunt (s20e02)
• Members Only (s20e08)
• Hummels & Heroin (s21e05) cameo
• [[Moss Piglets] (s21e08)
• SUPER HARD PCness (s21e09)
• Dead Kids (s22e01)
• A Boy and a Priest (s22e02)
• Tegridy Farms (s22e04)
• The Scoots (s22e05)
• Buddha Box (s22e08)
• Bike Parade (s22e10)

Bonus Factoids

In Season 19, it was revealed that Mr. Mackey got Principal Victoria fired because she never listened to him. Fans thought that he will be fired next season for what he did in Season 19. But when Season 20 premiered, Mr. Mackey remained as school counselor while Principal Victoria's current job position remains hidden. ↑ Back to top