Blainetologists
Blainetologists
| Gender | Multiple |
| Hair Color | Bald |
| Religion | Blainetology |
| Deity | David Blaine |
| First Appearance | Super Best Friends |
About
After David Blaine's magic shows were dubbed "miracles", his devoted fans started a bona-fide religion with Blaine as their ultimate deity. The religion caught fire in the unhappy town of South Park, where followers shaved their heads, stopped associating with non-followers, paid dues and put their efforts into gaining tax-exempt status. Stan Marsh left the group and with the help of the Super Best Friends, blocked Blaine's climactic mass suicide.
Former Members
Featured Episodes
- Super Best Friends (s05e03)
Bonus Factoids
- The Blainetologists were inspired by the Church of Scientology.
- Some fans thought Blainetology was a real religion, and Matt and Trey have mentioned the real life David Blaine told them people sometimes ask for his pamphlets after shows.